The first thing you realize when you start following a tracker is how useless you’d be would something happen to your guide. He can smell animals before they come into view; he can see monkeys hidden in trees when all you see are leaves; he can pick partial paw prints from leaves and dirt. And of course, he can tell the difference between poop from a constipated tiger and poop from a tiger who recently ate and is therefore no threat (except for the previously explained exceptions to this rule).
A good guide can see territory scratches on trees where all you see is missing bark. He can see male rhino’s feet dragging as he’s carried around by a female in heat, as he mounts her, but she nonchalantly continues to graze. He knows what your bear had for breakfast. All in all, he can see the invisible, smell what’s yet to come, and hear things you previously thought were only audible to dogs. It comes as no surprise, that even the dumbest westerner quickly assumes his/her role: your goal is to follow your guide as a blind person a seeing-eye dog. Your survival directly depends on it, because the skills you developed in 15-20 years of schooling are completely useless in the real world.
You may be surprised to know that tracking an animal is not only serious business, but an incredibly boring affair for 99% of the time– that is until you actually sense a tiger or a rhino, breathing becomes labored, and you start replaying reruns of Animals Gone Wild.
A rhino who doesn’t want to attack you will at least warn you of his presence. It’s an unmistakable, subtle yet deliberate cough. The kind of cough you make in a public restroom when someone approaches your stall and you’re somewhat busy. It’s a “I don’t want to tell you outright, but there’s someone here. Proceed no further”. We got a few of those grunts throughout and were wise enough to do a 180.
Tigers on the other hand don’t warn. They try to scare their prey to go one way, while they move around and ambush them. We quickly found that, while we all wanted to see a tiger, we would be content with a National Geographic special. A tiger’s grunt is one scary sound– the entire forest reacts to it. Even if you didn’t hear the grunt, you’d know there was a tiger around. It’s the sound made a few seconds before the teacher shows up unannounced to a classroom. Everyone’s playing about, and as soon as someone spots her, there’s the distinct shuffle of papers and bags, followed by a sepulchral silence as everyone tries to look busy. There’s a flurry of birds followed by a sound distinguishable only by the lack of chirping. There’s the swoosh of forest as the deer run and hide. And there’s the scuffle of branches as every monkey in the entire forest climbs up the nearest tree, and then quietly peeks from atop the highest branch. In our case, there was only the sound of gastrointestinal distress, followed by a heart rate rhythm only attainable when you’re dehydrated at the end of a really long race.
We had various similar encounters with tigers throughout, and I can safely say the next time I see one (I hope) will be in a circus. a zoo with highly reinforced bars, or on TV.
We did have other memorable sights, such as crocodiles from across a watering hole, lots of deer, and a few forgiving rhinos, a baby rhino, lots of monkeys, and lots of animal shit. The most enlightening experience in 5 days happened when a wild boar ran across the brush while we were tracking a tiger. One of our guides took off running with no warning, and we quickly realized this was truly every man for himself.