Today I woke up to rhythmic grunting.\u00c2\u00a0 I was a bit confused by the fact that Yano wasn’t around and some investigation led me to the bathroom where she was she pumping out sit-ups and push-ups like a man who’s been sentenced to jail.<\/p>\n
Being married you learn not to ask questions, so I didn’t say anything.\u00c2\u00a0 200 sit-ups later (literally), I hear loud screams and the gush of water.\u00c2\u00a0 Yano was taking a cold shower in 0C degree weather, with no heating.\u00c2\u00a0 Whatever… I decided to wait for my hot bucket.<\/p>\n
I asked for my bucket to be delivered, but the manager said it would be a few hours, so we went for breakfast.\u00c2\u00a0 The cafe in front had an excellent selection of western food and Yano wanted an omelet– something about she’s tired of curry for breakfast (wuss).\u00c2\u00a0 However, we forgot to read the fine print on the menu– in small leters it said: “Please allow one and a half hours to prepare\u00c2\u00a0any meal, as I need to go to town and buy\u00c2\u00a0vegetables\u00c2\u00a0to ensure the freshest ingredients”.\u00c2\u00a0 Now that’s what I call service– not speedy, but service nonetheless!<\/p>\n
After breakfast, we went back to the guest house and I asked about the bucket.\u00c2\u00a0 The manager gives me a perplexed look and says, “I gave you water yesterday, right?”\u00c2\u00a0 Blink.\u00c2\u00a0 “I guess so”. — “Water tomorrow, not today.\u00c2\u00a0 We have water on Monday.\u00c2\u00a0 Water one day.\u00c2\u00a0 No water next day.\u00c2\u00a0 Water next next day”.<\/p>\n
Yes!\u00c2\u00a0 I’m on alternating days for showers, cause\u00c2\u00a0I<\/em><\/strong> am not doing the cold bucket thing in freezing weather.\u00c2\u00a0 Yano\u00c2\u00a0still<\/strong> can’t feel her feet and it has already been 6 hours, but of course she’s a stud– and that’s why I married her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Today I woke up to rhythmic grunting.\u00c2\u00a0 I was a bit confused by the fact that Yano wasn’t around and some investigation led me to the bathroom where she was she pumping out sit-ups and push-ups like a man who’s been sentenced to jail. Being married you learn not to ask questions, so I didn’t … Continue reading Didn’t you take a shower yesterday?<\/span>